So the MacArthur Foundation gave out their $500,000 “genius grants” last week.  Apparently, I wasn’t on the list.  I’d like to say if I had won I’d have replumbed the eitire country of Sudan or abolished the Caste system in India but I know I would’ve just spent it on a life-like Spiderman costume in the hope of Kirsten Dunst would kiss me upside down.  I’m sure I’d also fight some crime — mostly white collar stuff like tax evasion, human trafficing, maybe a little cannibalism.  Anyway, your loss, America.